時間：1941年 Dateline 1941
德軍繼續向列寧格勒進軍 German troops continue their march toward Leningrad.
日軍占領了西貢 The Japanese occupy Saigon.
美國仍在躊躇是否參戰 And the United States continues to ... mull it all over.
甚麼戰爭啊？ What war？
與此同時，倫敦無休止的閃電戰仍在繼續 Meanwhile in London, the unending blitzkrieg continues.
于是，丘吉爾首相穿越時光，回到過去 In response, Prime Minister Churchill has travelled back in time
集結了世界上迄今為止最偉大的科學家們 and assembled the greatest scientific minds the world has ever known
做出最後一搏，力圖扭轉戰局 in a last-ditch effort to turn the tides of the war.
尼古拉·特斯拉，著名的信鴿愛好者兼電學之王 Nikola Tesla. Known pigeon enthusiast and master of electricity.
塔普提，史上第一名化學家 Tapputi,the World's First Chemist
她制出的藥劑香水能迷惑男人的心智 whose tonics and perfumes can cloud the minds of men.
查爾斯·達爾文，他擁有變身為任何動物的能力 Charles Darwin has the ability to metamorphosize into any animal.
但他那激進的進化論站得住腳嗎？ But does his radical theory of evolution hold any water？
只有上帝知道 God only knows.
瑪麗·居裏，放射線夫人 Marie Curie， Mistress of Radiation.
她可絕對是個嚴肅的硬妹 And she's definitely a no-nonsense kind of gal.
西格蒙·弗洛伊德 Sigmund Freud.
我們也不確定他在隊裡面幹嘛 We're not really sure why he's here.
因為我能控制人們的性思維！ It's because I have the power to control people's sexual thoughts.
瞧好了 Observe.
隊裏的最新成員，14歲的阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦的克隆人 And the newest member of the team: a 14 year old clone of Albert Einstein.
對這個年輕人來說，時間是相對的，他可以以超速度旅行 Time is relative to this young man, allowing him to travel at super speeds！
他們就是超級科學夥伴！ Together they form the Super Science Friends！
現在讓我們來看看他們接下來冒險之行 Now let's listen in as they prepare for their next daring adventure.
好了，超級科學夥伴... Alright Super Science Friends...
這週我們面臨著有史以來最大的威脅！ This week we're facing our greatest threat ever！
專利侵權？ Patent infringement？
男性沙文主義？ Male chauvinism？
那個拼命想進來的希特勒機器人？ That giant Hitlerbot that keeps trying to get in？
不，比這些還要糟糕！ No, it's even worse！
英國所有的蘋果... All of England's apples...
...都在消失！ ... are disappearing！
只剩下這幾個了 These are the only apples left.
也就勉強夠做個脆皮蘋果餡餅 You can barely make a decent cobbler out of this.
Z3，給我們講講目前的情況 Z3. Take us through it.
（注：Herr是德文,意為先生） 沒問題,丘吉爾先生 Of course, Herr Churchill.
真希望他別那樣稱呼我 I wish he wouldn't call me that.
經我追蹤，蘋果的神秘消失與17世紀末的某個時間段有關 I've traced the mysterious disappearance of apples to sometime in the late 1600's.
不知為何，某些人或某種生物穿越到了那時 For some reason, someone or some thing has travelled to that moment
正在有條不紊地毀滅蘋果！ and is systematically destroying them！
每個青蘋果… Every Grannysmith...
每個旭蘋果… Every McIntosh...
是的，甚至蘋果中的王者—— And yes, even the Red Delicious...
蛇果 King of all the apples.
嗯… 或許那些壞蛋在收集蘋果 Hmm. Perhaps the villain is harvesting the apples
為某種蘋果驅動的滅世裝置提供能量源！ as an energy source to fuel some sort of apple powered Doomsday device！
豈有此理！ Outrageous！
這場蘋果大清洗意味著大黃蜂的末日 This plague upon our apples could only mean the death of the bumblebees.
到時候地面上到處都將散落著它們的小屍體 We'll find their little bee carcases strewn across the land！
你們必須穿越時間，回到過去，查出幕後主謀 You need to go back in time and discover who is behind this.
我真的覺得希特勒機器人或許是個更… I really think that maybe Hitlerbot is a more...
坐科學車喽！ To the sciencemobile！
先別急著走，阿爾伯特 Not so fast Albert！
你應該知道自己年紀太小，不能參加任務吧 You know you're not old enough to go on missions.
真是TM質能爛爆了 This E=MC sucks.
我想上廁所 I have to go to the bathroom.
拜拜弗洛伊德！ 祝你好運！ Bye Freud！ Good luck on your mission！
所以你是怎麽做的？ So, whatever did you do？
我當然是讓人用鞭子把他打了個半死咯 Well I had him flogged within an inch of his life of course！
小孩太麻煩了 Children are more trouble than they're worth.
說的太對了 Quite right.
過來達爾文！ 過來乖！ Come here Darwin！ Come here boy！
超級科學夥伴已平安抵達過去 The Super Science Friends have arrived safely in the past.
棒極了！ Excellent！
阿爾伯特，學著點！ 這些人可都是專家 Now pay close attention Albert. These people are professional researchers.
仔細看他們是怎樣尋找線索的——不放過蛛絲馬迹 Observe how they hunt for clues, not even letting the most minor detail go unnoticed.
唉，該死 Goddammit.
我倒要讓你看看是誰年齡不夠 I'll show YOU who's not old enough.
我們要從哪開始呢？ Where do we even begin？
先找些蘋果吧 Finding some apples would be a good start.
果園的這一片似乎全空了 This part of the orchard seems completely devoid.
第一個找到蘋果的人，可以和我在蘋果酒棚後獨處10分鍾哦！ Tapputi: First one to find an apple wins 10 minutes behind the cider shed with me！
這兒沒有 這兒沒有 這兒沒有 No apples here. No apples here. No apples here.
這兒也… 啊！ No apples... gasp！
不！可！能！ It can't be！
啊啊啊！ Gasp！
艾薩克·牛頓！ Isaac Newton！
你真的很酷 You are so cool
你也許不知為何 you don't even know how
可你深深地吸引著我 your Law of Attraction meant to me deep down.
我得告訴其他人！ 他們一定會大吃一驚的！ I've got to tell the others！ They're never going to believe it！
激光槍？！ 這樣看來，對方的技術可比我們領先多了 Lasers？ If that's the case then we're looking at technology far beyond our own.
這就意味著在這片時空作亂的傢伙… Which means whoever is meddling in this time...
一定來自…… 未來！ must be from ... the future！
我說的不是我們來自的“未來”，而是真正的未來，“未來”的未來 Well I don't mean our future. But THE future. The future future.
典型的女性癔病 Classic female hysteria.
夥計們！ 夥計們！！ Guys！Guys！！
我的天，我的天，我的天，我的天！ Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god！
說出來你們絕對不信！ You're never going to believe it！
愛因斯坦？ 你怎麽在這兒？ Einstein？ What are you doing here？
不管了！ 聽我說先！ Nevermind that！ Listen！
蘋果園可不是小男孩該來的地方 An apple orchard is no place for a young boy.
等等讓我把話說完！ Wait I'm telling you！
如果你需要生物作業方面的幫助，可以等我們回去再說 If you needed help with your biology homework it could have waited until we got home.
不不不不不不不…… 嗷！ No no no no no no no ... grrrrr！
你們看！ Look！
嘿！你找到蘋果了 Hey！ You found the apples.
我一般不對像你這麽年輕的下手，但說話總得算數 You're a little younger than what I usually go for, but I guess a deal's a deal！
是艾薩克·牛頓！ It's Isaac Newton！
他不僅是我從小到大的偶像，還是現代物理學之父！ Besides totally being my hero since I was born, he's also the father of modern physics！
他的萬有引力論改變了世界！ His theory of gravity changed the world！
而這個理論是他在… Which he thought of when an apple...
...被蘋果砸到頭的時候想到的！ ...fell on his head！
他比我想象的還要偉大呢 He's even more majestic than I imagined.
別貼著我衣服呼氣，再說了，牛頓明明被高估了 Stop breathing on me. Besides, Newton is totally over-rated.
我是說，他甚至還相信煉金術呢 I mean, he still believes in alchemy.
你這話是TMD什麼意思？ What the hell is that supposed to mean？
那些是什麽鬼？！ What the devil are those？
太可惡了！ 我們最好把這事彙報一下 Abominations of nature！ We better call this in.
Z3！丘吉爾在嗎？ Z3！ Is Churchill there？
餵！丘吉爾 Hey Churchill.
我覺得我們找到破壞蘋果的人了 I think we found who's been destroying the apples.
我！天！ My God！
Z3，展開分析 Z3. Analysis.
正在浏覽時間線尋找視覺匹配信息，請稍候 One moment while I scan the timeline for a visual match.
信息獲取成功 Data retrieved.
他們是未來的蘇維埃宇航員，來自20世紀50年代中期 They are future Soviet Cosmonauts originating from the mid 1950's.
未來？ 繼續擴展分析 The future？ Extended analysis.
我複原了一個詳述他們任務的宣傳片 I have recovered a propaganda film detailing their mission.
把它播放出來！ Roll it！
且看我們神勇的蘇維埃俄國宇航員 Behold our brave Russian cosmonauts.
在設備中訓練的他們，不舍晝夜，兢兢業業 Here in state of art training facility, they eagerly work day and night
為首開人類太空旅行先河而奮鬥 preparing to be first people ever going into space.
這是他們登上“伴侶號”飛船的場景 Here they board Sputnik
愚蠢的美國人以為“伴侶號”只是一顆人造衛星 which stupid Americans believe to be merely satellite when really is spaceship.
寬敞的內部空間帶給宇航員家一般的舒適體驗 It's roomy interior features all comforts of home.
像太陽輻射滲入這樣微不足道的問題，根本不在話下 Insignificant problems, such as solar radiation leaks are easily overcome.
看他們的強健體魄，是多麽快速地適應了太空旅行的艱苦 Observe how their strong Russian bodies quickly adapt to the rigours of space travel.
我們勇敢的宇航員將取道火星這顆紅色行星 Our brave cosmonauts will slingshot around red planet of Mars
穿越時空，回到過去，將西方的物理學扼殺于萌芽之中 and go back in time to stop Western understanding of physics from ever happening.
為了祖國母親的榮耀 Our cosmonauts will change course of history
我們的宇航員們將改寫曆史 for the glory of Mother Russia.
如果他們的計劃得逞，人類曆史的進程必將遭到破壞 If their plan succeeds it will irreperably damage the course of human history
我們所知的一切將不複存在！ and all that we know will cease to exist！
超級科學夥伴必須確保牛頓被蘋果砸到… The Super Science Friends must ensure that the apple hits Isaac Newton's...
該死的太空僵屍蘇維埃俄國共産黨！ COMMIE SPACE ZOMBIES FROM THE FUTURE！
幹掉他們！ Get em！
你們以為自己已經勝利了 You think you've won.
但你們忘記了一件事！ But there's one thing you've forgotten！
那就是我師從溫斯頓·丘吉爾！ That Winston Churchill is my mentor.
如果說他教會了我一件事，那就是… And if there's one thing he taught me, it's to always...
出門帶午飯！ PACK A LUNCH！
他要成功了！ He's going to do it！
他沒準能行 He just might do it.
馬上就成功了！ Almost there！
哈哈哈… 牛頓的腦袋掉了！ Ha ha ha ... it came right off！
我們現在到底該怎麽辦？ What the devil do we do now？
我們還是趕緊撤吧 Let's get the hell out of here.
等等！ 然後怎麼樣了？ Wait！ How does it turn out？
我得看看曆史書！ I need to check the history books！
哼，區別不大嘛 Hmm. Close enough.
你真的很酷 You are so cool
你也許不知為何 you don't even know how
可你深深地吸引著我 your Law of Attraction meant to me deep down.
你真的很酷 You are so cool
願時刻與你同行 I'm where I am right now
因為沒有了你 because without you
我只能自己孤獨... I'd be all on my...
呃，這集你看了嗎？！ 居裏夫人才不是那樣的呢 Ugh, did you see this episode？ That is not what Marie Curie was like.
可不是麽！ 而且開頭那架納粹轟炸機的型號 Tell me about it！ And that Nazi bomber at the beginning
直到1942年左右才被投入使用！ wasn't even a model that was in service until like 1942！
更何況牛頓被蘋果砸到腦袋根本就是個謠言！ Not to mention that the apple falling on Isaac Newton's head was a total myth！
只要一想到史上最偉大的科學發現竟然和… To think that the greatest discovery of all time had anything to do with...
騷客字幕興趣組永久招募喇！有意者私信
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一路上，你牽引著我 You're pulling me all the way to the ground
你的地心引力過於強大！ your gravity's too much to bear！
我的腦袋開始旋轉，就像個地球儀 My head's starting to spin, just like a globe
請告訴我這是甚麼，讓我們共享 tell me it's something, something we share.
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儘管過去多年 These long years that passed
你我早已分離 have kept us apart.
為甚麼你不再同我一起？ Why don't you live closer to me？
我們思緒相仿 Our ideas are close
卻又相差甚遠 but so far away.
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你怎麼會相信 Why'd you believe
煉金之術呢？ in alchemy？
可你真的很酷 You are so cool
你自己卻不知為何 you don't even know how
可你深深地吸引著我 your Law of Attraction meant to me deep down.
你真的很酷 You are so cool
願時刻與你同行 I'm where I am right now
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因為沒有了你 because without you
我只能自己孤獨前行 I'd be all on my own.